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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

WWE Raw 29 October 2012 Results



Match Results
  • Ryback def. JTG by pin following Shell Shocked.
  • Randy Orton def. Wade Barrett by pin following the RKO.
  • Non-Title: Team Hell No def. The Prime Time Players by Darren Young tapping out to Daniel Bryan’s No Lock.
  • Champion vs. Champion: Non-Title: Kofi Kingston def. Antonio Cesaro by DQ after The Miz interferes.
  • Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal (with Drew McIntyre) def. Zack Ryder & Santino Marella by Heath Slater pinning Santino Marella following the Drum Solo.
  • AJ Lee def. Beth Phoenix by roll-up.
  • Beth Phoenix def. AJ Lee by pin following the Glam Slam.
  • Team Rhodes Scholars def. Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara by Damien Sandow pinning Sin Cara following the Terminus.
  • Alberto Del Rio def. Justin Gabriel by submission to the cross armbreaker.

Monday, October 29, 2012

WWE Hell In A Cell 2012 Results



WWE Hell in a Cell 2012 results:

Randy Orton def. Alberto Del Rio
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Team Rhodes Scholars def. Team Hell No (c) via disqualification
Intercontinental Championship Match

Kofi Kingston (c) def. The Miz
United States Championship Match
Antonio Cesaro (c) def. Justin Gabriel
Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara def. The Prime Time Players
World Heavyweight Championship Match

Big Show def. Sheamus - New Champion
Triple Threat Divas Championship Match

Eve (c) def. Kaitlyn and Layla
WWE Championship Hell in a Cell Match
CM Punk (c) def. Ryback

Sunday, October 28, 2012

WWE Smackdown 26 October 2012 Results


Smackdown this week comes to us from Providence, Rhode Island and kicks off with Randy Orton coming out to the ring. Orton takes the mic and says he’s out here to set the record straight. Most think he despises Alberto Del Rio for attacking him. It’s not entirely true. It’s not because, it’s why. If Alberto had stated it was his failure to beat Sheamus that would have been one thing. But Del Rio attacked him after Orton’s match with Big Show. He made two mistakes.  He wasn’t honest and picked the wrong guy to try and make an example of and Orton says this Sunday he’s going to give Del Rio the single most brutal beating of his life. Calling himself the new Apex Predator of WWE is probably the biggest lie. Alberto Del Rio comes out and says Randy says he’s not very honest but Orton is not very smart and said last week he said they’re going to do things on his term and asks what part it is that Orton doesn’t understand. In two days, Del Rio will show the world Orton is nothing but a garden snake and he can crush him with his boot at any moment and reiterates that he is the new apex predator of WWE. Orton then translates for the people saying Del Rio’s got big talk when Orton’s not in the building and when there’s safe distanc but Del Rio is no predator. He’s nothing but a spineless bottomfeeder with no cajones. Del Rio says they’re going to do this when he wants and decides that Orton’s time is up now.  Orton invites him down to the ring but Del Rio says not yet but he’ll see him Sunday. Wade Barrett then attacks Barrett from behind.
-Commercial-
Backstage: Alberto Del Rio is talking with Ricardo and Teddy comes in asking if Del Rio feels good about what he just pulled out there. Barrett comes in and Long says Del Rio can’t play a player and he doesn’t know if Barrett attacking Orton was what Del Rio was looking for but he knows what Booker T was looking for and says tonight Wade Barrett goes one on one with Randy Orton
Cody Rhodes vs Kane
Rhodes punches Kane but Kane pushes him down and hits a big boot to the face. Kane unloads on Rhodes in the corner. The huge clothesline in the corner. Kane going to the top and connects with the clothesline.  Irish whip and the side slam to Rhodes. Rhodes off the rope and a kick to the head. Rhodes with the Disaster Kick and snaps Kane’s neck on the top rope. Rhodes to the top with a missile dropkick. Open handed palm thrust to Kane and Kane fires back. Dropkick to Kane’s shin and Russian legsweep by Rhodes. Kane fighting back. Rhodes off the ropes going for another open handed palm thrust but Kane grabs him by the throat and delivers a chokeslam and covers him for the three count.
The winner of the match: Kane
Backstage: Booker T comes into Big Show’s locker room and asks for both he and Sheamus to conduct themselves with some professionalism tonight and Show tells Booker to save his crap. He proved what he had to prove Monday night and has nothing to prove til Sunday night and Booker won’t have any trouble from him or Sheamus because Sheamus is scared. Tonight Booker will get his hike but Sunday he’s going to get a new World Heavyweight Champion.
-Commercial-
Miz vs Yoshi Tatsu
Tatsu and Miz lock up and armbar by Miz into a hammerlock. Side headlock by Miz and a shoulderblock off the ropes. Boot to the face by Miz and Tatsu down. Miz with the low dropkick sends Tatsu out to the floor. Miz out after Tatsu and a slam on the floor. Tatsu draped over the apron and a kneelift by Miz. Miz sits Tatsu up and another kick to the face. Miz with the chinlock on Tatsu. Tatsu with elbows and Miz picks him up but Tatsu turns his body inwards and a crossbody onto Miz into a pin. Miz runs into an elbow from Tatsu in the corner. Tatsu with a series of kicks and Miz back with an elbow. Miz picks Tatsu up and delivers the DDT. Miz setting up, delivers the SCF and covers Tatsu for the three count.
The winner of the match: Miz
-Commercial-
We see a Tout from Zack Ryder from their tour in Cairo, Egypt.
We get the Raw Rebound from Monday night
We take a look at this past Wednesday’s  “Main Event”
We take a look back at this past Monday’s confrontation between Eve & Kaitlyn
Backstage:  Booker is trying to get to the bottom of this situation with who really attacked Kaitlyn and asked Aksana for the truth about the email. Teddy comes in and explains to Booker that last month at NOC, Layla was supposed to fight Kaitlyn but Eve sent a text message to Aksana to take out Kaitlyn which forced Booker to replace Kaitlyn at the last minute and the plan worked perfectly. Eve played innocent and won the Diva’s title and the jig is up and she’s been exposed for what she is. A bold faced liar. Booker says he can no longer have her as part of his staff. Eve says she’s too trusting and leaves her ipad and phone around and there’s no password and anyone who wanted to use it could and they got a hold of it and that’s what happened and she swears she had nothing to do with it but thinks someone else did. Booker then makes a triple threat for the Diva’s championship Sunday and books a tag team match for tonight between Aksana/Eve vs Layla/Kaitlyn
-Commercial-
Wade Barrett vs Randy Orton
Barrett and Orton lock up and Orton with a kick and forearm tossing Barrett to the outside and a huge clothesline to Barrett.  Barrett tossed by in and Orton stomping away. Uppercut to Barrett into a side headlock and Barrett with an elbow but Orton hits a back suplex. Irish whip by Barrett and Orton with a clothesline out of the corner. Orton off the ropes with a kneedrop. Orton with a suplex and Barrett slides out of the ring. Orton after Barrett and Barrett with a kick to Orton. Barrett tosses Orton back in. Barrett on the apron and Orton sets up for the draping DDT. Barrett with a backdrop and Orton lands on the apron. Barrett with a kick sends Orton to the floor. Barrett tosses Orton into the announce table
-Commercial-
Back in the ring, Barrett in control. Headbutt  by Orton and Barrett with the knee to Orton. Barrett has Orton tied up in the ropes delivering knee strikes. Barrett with the big boot sending Orton reeling backwards. Barrett with the backbreaker off the knee. Barrett wearing Orton down and Orton fighting back with a series of headbutts. Orton off the ropes and Barrett with the boot. Barrett with punches to the ribs and a clothesline sends the viper down. Barrett on the top rope and Orton cuts him off. A series of punches to Barrett and Barrett seated on the top rope is reeling.  Orton on the top rope, hits the superplex to the former bare knuckle brawler. Orton hits a series of clotheslines, delivers the powerslam and now Orton with a boot to the head. Clothesline countered by Barrett into the sidewalk slam. Barrett sets up for the Souvenir but Orton hits the backbreaker. Orton with the draping DDT and the viper coils up as Alberto Del Rio comes out and Orton momentarily distracted but Orton hits the uppercut. More distraction from Del Rio as Barrett turns Orton around and hits The Souvenir and covers Orton for the three count.
The winner of the match: Wade Barrett
Post Match: Del Rio attacks Orton and goes for an enziguri but misses. Del Rio goes for the cross armbreaker but Orton looks for the RKO and Del Rio slides out of the ring.   
-Commercial-
Layla & Kaitlyn vs Eve & Aksana
Layla and Aksana lock up and Aksana has Layla on the ropes and a kick to Layla. Armdrag by Layla and a takedown into a bridge. Tag to Kaitlyn and Layla hits the cross body. Kaitlyn with the clothesline and a backbreaker. Kaitlyn going after Eve and Aksana with the clothesline. Tag to Eve and Eve with the snapmare and a kick to Kaitlyn. Eve choking Kaitlyn out on the ropes and a knee by Eve. Eve with a running senton but Kaitlyn gets the knees up. Kaitlyn looking for a tag cut off by Eve and a small package by Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn with a series of clotheslines. Kaitlyn with a shoulderblock and brings Aksana in the hard way. Layla in with a kick  to Aksana. Kaitlyn holding Eve and Layla goes for a kick but Eve ducks and Layla hits Kaitlyn instead. Layla taken out and Eve covers Kaitlyn for the three count.
The winners of the match: Eve & Aksana
-Commercial-
We get another Raw Rebound highlighting this past Monday’s events involving AJ’s retiring as GM
Backstage: Booker wants Sheamus to promise he’ll keep a cool head and Show has already assured him of the same thing. Sheamus says that’s a lie and that lie is bigger than Big Show and says he respects Booker but tonight he can’t promise anything.
Backstage: Daniel Bryan is warming up and Kane walks in and says HE won his match so he knows he’s not the weak link of the team. Because if he won his match and Bryan doesn’t win his, it’s pretty obvious who the real tag team champions is.
-Commercial-
Daniel Bryan vs Damian Sandow
Damian Sandow comes out and rips the crowd on their like of the word “Yes” and says there are more sophisticated words and uses several examples and concludes by saying he and Cody Rhodes will be the future tag team champions and that is not a yes or no question.
Bryan unloads on Sandow. Bryan with a roundhouse but Sandow slides out of the ring avoiding the kick. Bryan continues the attack. Sandow with a clothesline in the corner. Drop toehold by Bryan and Bryan off the ropes with a dropkick. Bryan working over the arm
-Commercial-
Sandow with a kick to the knee stomping away at Bryan. Russian legsweep and Sandow hits the “Elbow Of Disdain”. Sandow with a knee to the back and clubs to Bryan. Sandow wearing Bryan down and Bryan back to his feet.  Bryan off the ropes and Sandow catches him with an elbow. Sandow with the irish whip, Bryan off the top rope and a backflip over Sandow. Bryan off the ropes, ducks the clothesline and hits one of his own. Bryan with the dropkick in the corner. Bryan with the No Kicks and Sandow off the ropes a kick to the face. Bryan sending Sandow to the outside and a suicide dive. Bryan getting in Rhodes’ face and Sandow with the clothesline. Kane stalking Sandow and Rhodes pushes Bryan into the ringpost tossing him back in. Sandow back in, hits Terminus and covers Bryan for the three count
The winner of the match: Damian Sandow
-Commercial-
Face To Face
Sheamus and Big Show come out and Show says there’s nothing self professed about his KO Punch and nothing self professed about being the most devastating maneuver in history. It’s stronger than Rock’s “Rock Bottom” Steve Austin’s “Stone Cold Stunner” and John Cena’s “Attitude Adjustment” and it’s been scientifically proven that clearly his KO Punch is stronger than Sheamus’ Brogue Kick and there’s nothing self professed about that. Sheamus says if Show wants to believe his KO Punch is the most lethal move then go ahead and tells him to feed his ego. But in order for the KO Punch to be lethal you have to hit it Show says at HiAC Sheamus will fail then rolls footage of Sheamus last failed attempt to hit The Brogue Kick. Show says in order for the Brogue Kick to be effective he has to hit his boot in the opponent’s face and says if Sheamus thinks he’s going to kick Big Show’s head off his shoulder, Sheamus is either stupid or delusional. Sheamus says two things he loves, one is an ice cold pint of ale on a hot day and two is a great fight and when he saw Show become #1 contender by knocking out Randy Orton his mouth began to water because he saw an opportunity to face a giant. He calls Show a legend and a challenge and strives for a challenge and there’s no bigger challenge than Big Show and  he won the championship at Wrestlemania he’s defeated everybody and calls Big Show a different animal altogether and says Big Show is a mountain Sheamus will conquer. Show tells Sheamus he’s delusional and Sheamus says he’s never been more ready in his entire life and Show says he’s scared. Sheamus says if he has to chop Show down to Brogue Kick him then that’s what he’s going to do. If he has to hit Show with 5 or 10 Brogue Kicks to put him down for good that’s what he’ll do. Sure it’s not going to be easy but a challenge this big never is. It’s been over a month since Sheamus found out he’d be facing Big Show. There’s been a lot of talk, messing and playing but he’s counted every minute of every second and they’re 48hrs away and the time for talking is over. The time for fighting is now and a brawl breaks out as security is taken out by both Show and Sheamus. Sheamus goes for the Brogue Kick but Show escapes and starts up the ramp smiling and tells Sheamus he’ll see him Sunday
-End Show-

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

WWE Raw 22 October 2012 Results



Match Results
  • #1 Contenders Tag Team Tournament: Finals: Team Rhodes Scholars def. Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara by Cody Rhodes pinning Rey Mysterio following Cross Rhodes.
  • Non-Title: Kofi Kingston def. Michael McGillicutty by pin following Trouble in Paradise.
  • Non-Title: Justin Gabriel def. Antonio Cesaro by pin following the 450 Splash.
  • Ryback def. The Miz by pin following Shell Shocked.
  • Dolph Ziggler (with Kane) def. Daniel Bryan by pin following the Zig Zag.
  • Big Show (with Team Rhodes Scholars) def. Kane by pin following the W.M.D.
  • Alberto Del Rio def. Zack Ryder by submission to the cross armbreaker.
  • Champion vs. Champion: Largest Lumberjack Match in RAW History: CM Punk (with Big Show) def. Sheamus by pin following a chokeslam by Big Show.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

WWE Smackdown 19 October 2012 Results

Smackdown starts with the Miz who is sitting in the ring. He says Kofi Kingston was lucky to get away with his Intercontinental title but he says he is officially invoking his rematch clause for the Intercontinental championship at the PPV. He tells Kofi Kingston to enjoy his short reign as he plans to win the Intercontinental title back. He then introduces the tag team champions, Kane and Daniel Bryan, and they make their way to the ring. He says true tag teams do not have separate entrances. Daniel Bryan tells Miz that if he wants to talk about separate, how about he separates his teeth from his mouth. The Miz says a goat faced guy should not be talking to him about appearances and that the guys at the petting zoo probably think he’s hilarious. Miz says Daniel Bryan has often had problems with other people and now he has a problem with his new partner Kane. He thinks they will lose because of him. Kane steps in and tells Miz that no one cares what he thinks. He says he has won the tag team titles with many different types of wrestlers and if Daniel Bryan is the problem in this team then he is the solution. Daniel Bryan says he is not the problem. He says that, in fact, he is the reason that he and Kane will win at the PPV because Kane is nothing without him, the world’s toughest vegan. Miz asks if he can say something but Kane and Bryan tell him no. Daniel Bryan and Kane argue, both saying they are the tag team champions. Bryan says that he is a former heavyweight champion who beat the Big Show in 45 seconds.

Big Show’s music hits and he goes down to the ring. He tells Kane he has no problem with him but he has a problem with Daniel Bryan. He tells Bryan that his win was a fluke and that he never wants to hear him mentioning his lucky win over him again. He says after he wins his match with Sheamus he will not lose the title like that again. He tells Bryan that if he says it again he will beat him down but then decides why wait, he might as well beat him down right now [make your mind up then]. Daniel Bryan steps behind Kane and Kane tells Big Show he knows they have a match scheduled for Raw but why wait.

Ziggler’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring with Vickie Guerrero. He says talking about the Daniel Bryan title win is so last year. What matters is this year’s Money in the Bank holder and that is him. He says he can take the title off Sheamus or Big Show and mentions that if Daniel Bryan can beat Big Show then how hard can it be? Daniel Bryan protests and is about to remind Dolph how quickly he won the World Heavyweight title from the Big Show when Big Show dares him to mention it again.

Booker T’s music hits and he shows up on the ramp. He tells them all to chill out. Before he can sort the mess out, Miz interrupts and says he knows that Booker is probably going to make a main event with all the guys in the ring, it’s so predictable and he doesn’t want to waste time listening to it. He says thank you Sucka and tells him to go away. Booker says that was not his plan. He says he has got 2 matches in mind. He announces that Big Show and Ziggler will team together to fight Kane and Daniel Bryan. The Miz says that is one match, what about the other? Booker says Miz will fight this man, then leaves the stage. Randy Orton’s music hits to a loud reaction and he makes his way to the ring.

Commercial break

The Miz v Randy Orton

Orton is kicking Miz in the arm on the floor [Meanwhile Del Rio is shown with Ricardo Rodriguez and in a suite watching the match]. Miz attacks Orton at the turnbuckle but Orton reverses and sends him in to the turnbuckle. Clothesline by Orton and cover gets a 2. Back suplex from Orton followed by another cover and 2 count. Orton takes a kick to the gut. Miz put Orton on the ropes and knocks him out of the ring.

Commercial break

Orton is in a headlock. He fights out of it [Striker is interviewing Del Rio about the RKO on the steel steps to his manager. Del Rio says Orton is afraid of him]. Miz attacks Orton at the turnbuckle and then climbs the ropes but Orton takes him down. He sets Miz up on the turnbuckle, hits a few hard rights and hits a superplex. A cover gets another 2 count. A suplex on Mix who rolls out of the ring. Orton goes out after him. They’re back in and Orton hits a dropkick, cover and 2 count. Orton avoids a boot then hits a DDT. He goes for an RKO but Miz reverses, only for Orton to go for it again and hit it. Cover gets a 3 count.

winner: Randy Orton

After the match Orton looks up at Del Rio in his suite and motions for him to come down to the ring. Del Rio takes his jacket off, rolls his sleeves up, grabs a mic and tells him that they are going to do this on his terms. [That’s it? He had to take his jacket off just to say that?].



Sheamus is walking backstage when he walks in to Theodore Lone [not literally]. He says he has had a couple of matches with Barrett recently that Big Show has interfered in so he wants to have one more chance to fight him tonight. Theodore Long says he will talk to the General Manager about it and he even has a plan to make sure there is a winner of that match this time. Theodore says they should make it a lumberjack match. Sheamus says he has never said this but he feels him playa! Theodore says he feels him too. As Sheamus leaves we see Eve in the background, having listened in on the conversation that just happened.

Commercial break

When we return the Bolsheviks are in the ring. Nickolai Volcoff sings the Soviet Anthem to boos and the Bushwhackers make their way to the ring [wait a minute, this isn’t Smackdown. For a second I thought I had accidently flipped to something else showing classic wrestling matches]. Anyway they show the Bolsheviks v The Bushwhackers from a 1988 match that the Bushwhackers win. [I think this only aired on British TV].



Team Rhode Scholars v Gabriel and Tyson Kidd

Gabriel and Kidd work on Rhodes. He goes to the outside as Gabriel dives out with a suicide, misses him but gets Sandow. Back in the ring Rhodes takes the advantage over Gabriel. Sandow is in and he hits Gabriel with an elbow drop followed by a cover for 2. Rhodes is back in and hits a headlock takedown on Gabriel. He has him in a reverse headlock but Gabriel gets out of it and kicks him down. Gabriel misses an enziguri. Sandown is in and hits a dropkick and pin for a 2. Tyson Kidd tags in and puts Sandow in the sharpshooter but Rhodes tagged in just before that and is the legal man. He breaks up the sharpshooter and hits Kidd off the turnbuckle followed by a pin for the 3 count.

winners: Team Rhode Scholars



Theodore Long meets Booker T and Eve backstage. He says that he has an idea for a lumberjack match with Barrett v Sheamus. Eve says that is the idea that she had and she thinks he stole it from her. Booker T tells Theodore he has to do better than that [stealing ideas, but that match is still on] and leaves. Eve says she will accompany him, leaves her clipboard and walks off leaving Theodore to have a look at the clipboard [well that was careless of her].

We see a ‘Don’t try this at home’ promo from Sheamus. [Take note kids!!!! Ah who cares they are going to do it anyway.]

Kane and Daniel Bryan v Big Show and Ziggler

Ziggler and Bryan lock up. Now Ziggler poses. Bryan gets an armlock locked in. Ziggler hits a dropkick and tags in Big Show. Bryan tags Kane in. A brawl breaks out between both men. Spear from the Big Show. He brings Kane to the turnbuckle and hits some headbutts. Kane replies by dishing out a right hand. Big Show throws Kane in to another turnbuckle and runs at him but misses. Bryan tags himself in and delivers some kicks to Big Show. One too many kicks though and Show blocks. He lifts Bryan high above his head and dumps him over the top rope out of the ring.

Commercial break

Bryan is thrown in to Big Show’s boot by Ziggler. Bryan falls and Ziggler covers for a 2 count. Dropkick by Ziggler gets a 2 count again. Ziggler chokes Bryan in the ropes with his foot. Show is tagged and sets Bryan in the turnbuckle. He is about to hit a big chop but misses. Bryan hits some chops of his own but Big Show is unfazed by them and knocks him down. Bryan is in the turnbuckle and Big Show charges at him but misses. He goes for a choke slam but Bryan reverses it. Ziggler is in and DDT’s Bryan before he hits 8 or 9 elbow drops on the grounded Bryan followed by a pin that gets him a near fall. Show back in, he sticks his claw in to Bryan who looks in trouble. Bryan fights out of it then bounces off the ropes but Show catches him and slams him down. Ziggler in but Daniel Bryan elbows him and Big Show on the apron. Kane is tagged in and hits a top rope clothesline on Ziggler. He then knocks him down with a boot to the face and pin for a 2 count. Side Slam on Ziggler. Kane goes for a chokeslam but Bryan tags himself in and hits Ziggler with a running kick. Big Show grabs Bryan from the apron but Kane knocks him off it to the floor. Ziggler jumps on Kane but he shrugs him off and Daniel Bryan takes him down with his crossface finisher. Ziggler taps.

winners: Kane and Daniel Bryan

Kane and Daniel Bryan argue at the top of the ramp as to who is the tag team champion and during this argument get attacked by Team Rhode Scholars.



Antonio Cesaro v Ted DiBiase

[a clip from earlier is shown of Cesaro standing by the Sun Studio and mocking the types of music that people here worship. He says Sun Studio should be taken down and is not a part of his America]. Cesaro knocks DiBiase down. Roll up by Di Biase. Di Biase runs at Cesaro but het gets thrown out. DiBiase is thrown in to the apron. Back in the ring Cesaro hits a clothesline followed by a cover for a 2 count. Suplex by Cesaro gets him a 2 count again. Headlock by Cesaro but DiBiase fights out of it and dropkicks Cesaro, then covers for a 2 count. Cesaro runs at DiBiase in the turnbuckle and kicks him. Neutralizer by Cesaro gets a 3 count.

winner: Antonio Cesaro



Heath Slater [with Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal] v Brodus

Brodus gets in an early attack. Heabutts to the back from Brodus. Elbow drop gets Brodus a 2 count. Dropkick from the turnbuckle by Slater.He goes for a suplex on Brodus who throws him off. Brodus with a suplex of his own. The other 2 members of the 3 man band get up on the apron and distract Brodus who tries to knock them off and therefore allowing Slater to hit a neckbreaker [or whatever he calls it now] and pick up the win.

winner: Heath Slater



Matt Striker speaks to Barrett who says he hears that Sheamus is supposed to be a tough guy but he is not entirely convinced about that. He says one thing he does know is that Sheamus is stupid since he is happy to fight him ahead of a big match with the Big Show later at a PPV. He says he is going to do Big Show a favour by damaging Sheamus tonight, then when Big Show wins the title he wants that favour to be repaid.



Natalya v Layla

Eve joins the commentary team [unfortunately]. Natalya with a kick followed by a roll up that ends up with her falling out of the ring. She climbs on to the apron back gets kicked off by Layla. She gets back in the ring. Kick from Natalya followed by an unorthodox looking submission hold. Roll up by Layla but a kick out from Natalya. Bick kick from Layla. Cover. 1 2 3 Layla wins.

winner: Layla



Barrett v Sheamus [Lumberjack match]

Barrett hits Sheamus with some kicks. Sheamus gives some back. Kick to the gut from Barrett after Cesaro grabs the foot of Sheamus. Barrett slams Sheamus and covers for a 2 count. Sheamus is thrown out but then quickly slid back in the ring by the lumberjacks. Barrett with some knees to the gut. Right hands from Sheamus. Barrett throws Sheamus in to the turnbuckle but Sheamus runs out with a clothesline. Sheamus takes charge and hits some chops to the chest. White noise from Seamus. He sets up the Brogue kick but the lumberjacks pull Barrett from the ring. Seamus dives out of the ring at the lumberjacks and pulls Barrett back in. Barrett hoists up Sheamus who wriggles out and then ducks a kick from Barrett. Sheamus is outside as Barrett goes to get him. A brawl breaks out among the lumberjacks with Sheamus and Barrett back in the ring. Kane and Daniel Bryan run down to join in the lumberjack fight [but mainly to go after Sandow and Rhodes]. Back in the ring one of the lumberjacks [looked like Cody Rhodes] runs in to the ring but is thrown back out by Sheamus. Barrett is up and Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick for the win.

winner: Sheamus

Kane and Bryan chase Sandow and Cody Rhodes out of the arena as Ziggler gets in the ring and attacks Seamus. He has his briefcase and tells the referee he wants to cash in his money in the bank right now but Big Show gets up on to the apron and knocks him out with a punch. Big Show then makes his way up the ramp. At the top of the ramp he grabs a mic and lets Sheamus known that he plans to knock him out just like Ziggler in their World Heavyweight title match. Big Show then turns and leaves the stage as the show goes off air.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

WWE RAW 15 October 2012 Results



This week’s show starts off with a look back at last week’s brawl between CM Punk and Vince McMahon and the appearance of Ryback to confront Punk. Then we see John Cena send Punk into the ring to face Ryback. Who will Punk choose tonight?
We are live from Nashville, Tennessee and your announcers are Michael ‘Decision 2012’ Cole and Jim ‘Fang Fingers’ Ross.
We start things off with Big Show and he has something to say.
He says two weeks ago he was in this very ring for a debate. A debate that was a clever joke put together by Booker T and Sheamus to make him look foolish. It was the fans who are the fools because everyone tells him to look out for the Brogue Kick. It is time to take a look at what happens when you try to Brogue Kick a giant. We see Show push Sheamus over the top rope to the floor.
Show says that he loves that look on Sheamus’ face. It was the look of someone who is in way over his head. Then at Smackdown, we had another ‘scientific’ challenge. Which is stronger, the Brogue Kick or the KO Punch. Show says that he did not want to participate because he did not want to embarrass Sheamus. Time to go to the video tape.
Show wants to know if he has everyone’s attention. In two weeks, he won’t be punching a machine. He will be hitting the World Champion. He will KO Sheamus and become the World Champion.
So he does not have to hear any more vile garbage about his last World Title reign. He tells people not to tweet him fella. Show will correct that mistake right here . . . tonight.
He says that he wants Daniel Bryan right now. One punch and one pin and he erases this.
Daniel Bryan does not come out.
We see Kane, R Truth, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella, Justin Gabriel, Aksana, and Little Jimmy watching Daniel Bryan.
Daniel says that he will not indulge Show.
AJ says that Show has a good idea. She reminds Daniel that he has called her quirky and unpredictable.
Bryan asks Kane if he is going to go out there to help him and Kane laughs.
Bryan chants ‘NO’ as he goes through the back.

Match Number One: Big Show versus Daniel Bryan in a Forget about the Forty-Five Seconds Match

Show charges at Bryan and he punches him. Bryan crawls to the corner and Show with another punch and chop to the midsection. Show with a head butt. Bryan with kicks to the leg but Show grabs Bryan and pushes him over the top rope to the floor and we are at forty-five seconds as we go to commercial.
We are back and Show stands over Bryan, who is on his knees and Bryan holds his ribs. Bryan with forearms but Show with a bear hug. While Show has Bryan in the bear hug, we see footage of Big Show’s spear on Daniel Bryan. Bryan tries to fight out of the hold with elbows to the head. Show throws Bryan to the mat.
Show with a running butt splash into the corner but Bryan with a drop kick to the knee and both men are down. Bryan with kicks of No to Show’s chest. Bryan with a round kick to the head and Bryan gets a near fall and he almost sends Bryan through the ropes when he kicks out.
Bryan sets for the running drop kick into the corner and he hits it. Bryan goes for a second one and he makes contact but Show stays on his feet. Bryan goes up top but Show catches Bryan by the throat and hits the choke slam for the three count.

Winner: Big Show

After the match, Kane’s pyro goes off but is Kane going to confront Big Show or laugh at the man who am the Tag Team Champions?
Show sets for the knockout punch on Bryan but Kane gets in the ring and stands between Show and Bryan. Show leaves the ring and Kane has something to say to Bryan.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Paul Heyman is in the ring with the title belt and something covered on an easel.
Paul introduces himself and he says that he is honored to be able to introduce a man who carries himself in the ring with the same dignity and integrity he carries himself outside the ring. Tonight, live on Raw, he will choose the man he will face at Hell in a Cell. Paul reminds us that it is Day 330 of the Occupation of the WWE Championship.
CM Punk makes his way to the ring.
Last week was a perfect microcosm of his life. Someone acts out of turn and disrespects him and he takes care of them. He does not care who it is. He does not care if it is John Cena or the Rock. He does not care if it is any number of people in the crowd. If you disrespect him verbally or physically, he will put someone down. Last week it was Vince McMahon’s turn to find out why he is the Best in the World.
Punk says that it was sad and pathetic last week. He tried to make everything about Vince. Punk says that the show does not revolve around one guy, but Vince makes it seem that way. Last week, he slapped Vince in the face.
Punk reminds us that he slapped the owner of the company and then Vince found his magical grapefruits. Vince put on a good fight, but Punk says that he victimized Vince so much that we will never see Vince McMahon compete in this very ring ever again.
Punk says that it takes two superstars to save Vince from him. Then Vince backs him into a corner, telling him that he has to select his opponent for Hell in a Cell.
Punk says that he wants everyone to see what Vince McMahon and the people in the back think of him. We look at the Hell in a Cell poster.
He asks if he is the devil. Comparatively speaking, he is an angel compared to everyone else in the building. This is how he was treated and Punk says that we know that devils do not exist. He says that we can pretend that devils exist.
Punk talks about the devil that he does not know. He mentions Ryback. He is a man who inserted himself into this conversation. Then there is the devil that he knows. It is a man he has broken physically and mentally. He is John Cena.
Which superstar will cement his legacy inside Hell in a Cell. Is the One armed man with ten WWE Titles to his name or is it the ‘Next Big Thing’ in the WWE?
A picture is worth a thousand words. Punk says that he will reveal who he will face at Hell in a Cell. Punk demands decorum and respect as he unveils his opponent.
Punk lifts up the corner of the cover but since the people are so disrespectful, he will need some more time to think about it. Punk says that he has all of the time in the world, so he will go back to the drawing board to rethink his decision.
Vince McMahon’s music plays and he makes his way onto the stage.
Vince says that he hoped that Punk would have learned something about respect last week. Vince says that he hopes that Punk will respect what he has to say. Vince says that Punk blew his chance so Vince will be the one to make the decision for Punk.
Tonight, there will be a contract signing when Vince will announce the name of the person who will face CM Punk at Hell in a Cell. Punk’s fate at Hell in a Cell is in Vince’s hands and he tells Punk to respect that.
Paul and Punk have a conversation about Vince’s decision.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Slam of the Week: Alberto Del Rio telling everyone he is the new Apex Predator . . . before Randy Orton slithered into the ring to confront Del Rio and the unnecessary attack on Ricardo Rodriguez.

Match Number Two: Alberto Del Rio versus Brodus Clay

They lock up and Del Rio backs Clay into the corner and he kicks Clay in the ribs. Clay punches Del Rio in the corner. Clay tries for the Sheeeplex but Del Rio with elbows. Clay sends Del Rio to the floor with a shoulder. Del Rio with a running enzuigiri and a drop kick for a near fall.
Del Rio starts to work on the arm and applies a key lock. Clay gets to his feet and he punches Del Rio. Alberto with kicks and punches to the arm. He applies an arm bar but Clay with punches. Clay with a head butt to the chest. Clay misses a splash into the corner and Del Rio with a step up enzuigiri to the back of the head followed by an arm breaker and he applies the cross arm breaker and Clay taps out.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Punk wants to know who Vince McMahon is to take away his choice at Hell in a Cell. Paul says that he thinks he is Vince McMahon. You can win the battle, but you will not win the war. Punk says that if anyone can do it, it will be him. Punk tells Heyman to tell Vince that he will have to beat Punk to be able to make the decision.
Paul wants to make sure that Punk wants him to tell this to Vince McMahon. He tells Paul to go.

Match Number Three: Santino Marella and Zack Ryder versus Darren Young and Titus O’Neil

The match is joined in progress and Young with a reverse chin lock on Santino. Titus tags in and he kicks Santino. Santino makes the tag to Ryder and he punches Titus. Titus with an Irish whip but he runs into knees from Ryder and Ryder with a missile drop kick. Ryder with a running forearm into the corner and then he hits the Broski Boot. Ryder gets a near fall but Young breaks up the cover.
Young with the gutbuster to Santino. Ryder with the Rough Ryder to Young, but he is not the legal man in the ring. Titus with Clash of the Titus for the three count.

Winners: Darren Young and Titus O’Neil

Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre come to the ring and they are in street clothes. They attack Santino and then they go after Ryder.
Drew says that is how it is done. Jinder says that it is time to celebrate. Slater says that it is time to put music back into The Music City.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see CM Punk’s premature announcement of his pick for his opponent at Hell in a Cell. Then Vince plays Chairman of Buzzkill and takes Punk’s option.
Vickie Guerrero makes her way onto the stage with Dolph Ziggler. She says that her client has something very important to say.
Dolph takes the mic and he wants to get this straight. Ryback is a candidate for a WWE Title Match? Does everyone know what he had to go through to earn the Money in the Bank. Night in and night out he does what he does best, he steals the show. That wasn’t enough. He had to defeat seven other superstars in one of the most brutal ladder matches. That was when he earned the Money in the Bank Contract.
Ryback is a flash in the pan. In two months, you won’t remember his name. You will remember Dolph’s name. If anyone deserves a WWE Title Match, it is him. Dolph says that he wants to face CM Punk at Hell in a Cell and then cash in and win the World Title in the same night.
David Otunga comes out and he says that Dolph makes a good point about Ryback. It doesn’t take a Harvard law degree to see that Ryback doesn’t deserve a title match. Dolph does not deserve one either. It is time to give the person who is both mentally and physically impressive.
Not someone who hangs out in the back with his mother. Otunga says that he deserves the title match.
AJ’s music plays and she skips to her spot on the stage. She tells Dolph, David, and Vickie that they all have a right to their opinion. Instead of expressing it verbally, they can express it physically. They will be part of a two on one handicap match against Ryback.

Match Number Four: Ryback versus David Otunga and Dolph Ziggler (with Vickie Guerrero)

Ziggler starts off and he hits a drop kick when Vickie distracts Ryback. Ryback with a clothesline and he stands over Ziggler. Ziggler tags in Otunga who wasn’t smart enough to leave the ring. Otunga drops Ryback on the top rope and then he hits a backpack stunner. Ziggler thinks about interfering but he shows that you don’t need a Harvard education to know better than to face Ryback. Dolph and Vickie leave and Ryback with the Marching Musclebuster for the three count.

Winner: Ryback

Vince McMahon is in his office and he is on the phone. Paul Heyman enters and Vince says that a swarm of locust has descended on Nashville. Paul says that Punk is not doing well because he is coming up against Vince. No one wants to come up against Vince.
Paul mentions Punk’s offer. He talks about the Herculean way that Vince held his own against CM Punk last week and he mentions Punk’s challenge. Since Vince never backs down from a challenge, he makes the challenge that he face Vince. If Punk gets the victory, then Vince would consider to allow Punk to choose his opponent for Hell in a Cell.
Vince agrees to the match, but he tells Vince that the match is not against Punk. The match is with Paul Heyman. Vince yells at Paul to get out of his sight.
Vince says that he loves being himself.
Matt Striker stops AJ in the back and he reminds AJ of what Daniel Bryan and Kane did to him. Matt says that he would like for Kane and Bryan to apologize to him. He says that it is crazy and nuts the way that Kane and Bryan . . .
AJ thinks that Matt called her crazy. She says that Matt deserves an apology. He can have it after his match against Kane.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see photos of John Cena at the Jets game on Monday night.
We go to the Goldman Box and Antonio Cesaro says that he has elevated the title and the entire United States. He says that he does not need the United States . . . the United States needs Antonio Cesaro.

Match Number Five: Antonio Cesaro versus Justin Gabriel

Gabriel with a waist lock but Cesaro with an elbow. Gabriel lands on his feet on a German suplex attempt but Cesaro with a lariat followed by a leap onto Gabriel’s chest. Cesaro with a forearm to the midsection but Gabriel with a chop. Cesaro with punches in the corner and then he drops Gabriel on the top turnbuckle and then he hits a knee to the midsection and sends Gabriel back to the mat.
Cesaro leaps onto Gabriel’s chest. Cesaro with knees to the chest followed by a punch to the midsection. Cesaro with a gutbuster to Gabriel followed by a waist lock. Gabriel gets to his feet but Cesaro pulls Gabriel back to the mat. Cesaro turns it into a bear hug. Gabriel with forearms to the head to escape the hold. Gabriel with a kick but Cesaro blocks it.
Gabriel with a springboard moonsault into an inverted DDT. Gabriel hits the 450 splash but Gabriel holds his ribs and that delay allows Cesaro to get to the rope to stop the count. Gabriel shows some frustration and he goes to the apron. Gabriel goes for a springboard move and Cesaro with a European uppercut. Cesaro with the Gotch Style Neutralizer for the three count.

Winner: Antonio Cesaro

We go to commercial.

Match Number Six: Kane versus Matt Striker

The bell rings and Matt says that they don’t need to do this. He is not a competitor any more. He is an announcer. He just wants an apology. He tells Kane to think about the therapy and all of the progress he has made. What would Dr. Shelby say right now? No one wants to see mindless carnage. They want to see competition.
The crowd wants some mindless carnage.
Kane wants to hug it out and Matt joins him. Matt thinks he is okay but Kane wants another hug. Kane with a bear hug followed by a choke slam for the three count.

Winner: Kane

Kane lies down next to Matt and he wants to know if he could get a word with him. He says that it was a great effort in a highly competitive match, but it was a tough loss. He wants to know how Matt is feeling.
Kane announces that he am the Tag Team Champions.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for the return of MizTV.
Miz says that if you have been living in a barn, you might have missed his guest having the audacity to challenge Miz for the Intercontinental Title. Miz’ guest this week is his opponent onWWE Main Event on Wednesday night (on Ion TV).
Miz asks Kofi if he enjoys being relevant because of him. Miz says that he will carry Kofi just like every other WWE superstar.
Kofi says that it looked like Miz was the one who needed to be carried.
Miz says that Kofi must be so proud to put in his thin envelope of his memorable achievements. They will remember him being part of forgettable tag teams and for saying ‘Boom Boom Boom’. Has Kofi main evented a Wrestlemania? Kofi will always be a ‘B’ player. He will be the guy who puts smiles on people’s faces while they remember Miz.
Kofi says that Miz is right. Maybe he needs to add some more memorable moments to his career. Like on Wednesday when he beats Miz to become the Intercontinental Champion. That will be memorable. It will be must see. He thanks Miz for the pep talk to step up his game. Maybe he will step it up tonight in a match against Miz.
Miz asks everyone if they want to see a match between him and Kofi tonight. Miz throws out a few reallys. He does not back down from a challenge and he says that Kofi is on. They will have a match tonight and the title match on Wednesday. Kofi will choke because he has maxed out. Miz says that he is the superstar while Kofi is the opening act. Nobody cares about Kofi. All Kofi is to them is a guy who says ‘Boom Boom Boom’.
Kofi with a double leg take down and he turns it into a hockey fight by pulling Miz’ jacket over his head and he punches Miz. Kofi knocks Miz to the floor from the apron.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Seven: Sheamus versus Wade Barrett in a Raw Rematch
They lock up and Sheamus backs Barrett into the corner but Barrett changes positions and gives a clean break. They lock up again and Barrett with a waist lock but Sheamus with a drop toe hold into an arm bar. Sheamus works on the arm but Barrett with punches to Sheamus. Barrett with elbows to the arm and he applies an arm bar.
Sheamus with a reversal and he works on Barrett’s arm. Sheamus uses his weight to work on the arm. Sheamus with a top wrist lock but Barrett with a punch. Sheamus blocks a hip toss and he hits a short arm clothesline. Barrett goes to the apron and Sheamus tries for the crossfaces but Barrett with a punch to stop Sheamus.
Barrett with punches to Sheamus. Barrett with a front face lock and then he sets for a pump handle slam and hits it and gets a near fall. Barrett with a reverse chin lock. Sheamus gets to his feet and he punches Barrett. Barrett with a knee followed by an Irish whip. Sheamus with a running double sledge followed by a back elbow and a fireman’s carry slam.
Barrett rolls to the floor to stop Sheamus’ momentum. Sheamus goes to the apron and he hits a shoulder tackle onto Barrett.
Big Show’s music plays and he comes out onto the stage and he has a chair. We go to commercial.
We are back and Sheamus punches Barrett and we see Show watching from the stage.
Barrett with a knee that sends Sheamus to the apron. Sheamus pulls Barrett onto the apron and then Barrett goes to the floor. Sheamus follows Barrett to the floor. Sheamus with a knee lift when Barrett goes for a shoulder. Barrett with a back heel kick that sends Sheamus to the floor.
Barrett kicks Sheamus in the ribs and then he connects with knees to the abdomen. Barrett puts Sheamus in the ropes and he connects with a crossface. He turns Sheamus around and connects with knees in the ropes. Barrett with a running boot to the head and Sheamus lays on the apron.
Barrett mocks Sheamus by pounding his chest. Barrett punches Sheamus and Sheamus goes to the floor. Barrett slams Sheamus’ head on the announce table. He returns Sheamus to the ring and he gets a near fall. Barrett with a version of a camel clutch but Sheamus is able to get to his knees and to his feet. Sheamus with punches and then he hits the uranage back breaker.
Both men are down. Sheamus with the two running double sledges followed by a running shoulder into the corner and the running knee lift. Sheamus with a running power slam for a near fall. Sheamus sees Barrett on the apron and he connects with the ten crossfaces to Barrett’s chest.
Sheamus suplexes Barrett back into the ring from the apron and he gets a near fall. Show paces on the stage while Barrett Irish whips Sheamus sternum first followed by a clothesline. Barrett with an elbow drop from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Barrett gets Sheamus up for Wasteland but Sheamus escapes. Sheamus misses the Brogue Kick and Barrett hits the Bossman Slam for a near fall.
Sheamus with a kick to Barrett and then Sheamus is sent to the apron. Sheamus goes up top but Barrett charges towards him. Sheamus with a single leg sweep and he puts Barrett in the Cloverleaf. Sheamus releases the hold and then he gets Barrett on his shoulders but Barrett with elbows. Barrett pushes Sheamus towards the ropes and Show pulls the ropes down and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Sheamus (by disqualification)
After the match, Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Barrett and he clotheslines Show over the top rope.
It is time to take another look back at CM Punk’s non-announcement of his opponent at Hell in a Cell.
Vince McMahon is on the phone and he says either way he wins.
John Cena is in the office and Vince asks him what the story is on the arm. Cena says that he is not a doctor and he wants to know the last time that Vince listened to a doctor. Vince went out anyway because that is where he belongs.
Cena says that he has felt better, but he has felt worse. Cena says that he belongs out there and the choice is Vince’s.
Vince says that he will take it under consideration.
Match Number Eight: Eve Torres versus Layla El for the Divas Title
They lock up and they roll around the mat while holding on to the collar and elbow. Layla pushes Eve and Eve pushes back. Eve with a kick and side head lock and take down. Layla tries for a head scissors but Eve pushes the leg away. Layla with forearms but Eve with a knee and then she applies an arm bar.
Layla with kicks to Eve and a wrist lock. Eve sends Layla through the ropes to the floor and then Eve follows after Layla. Eve sends Layla back into the ring and gets a near fall. Eve with a snap mare and kick to the upper chest and she gets a near fall.
Eve gets another near fall. Eve with a figure four head scissors as she rolls through. Eve turns over and she drives Layla’s head into the mat. Eve holds on to the ropes and she releases the hold. Eve chokes Layla in the ropes.
Eve with a forearm but Layla with kicks. Layla misses a round kick but hits another kick for a near fall. Layla with a clothesline and then she takes Eve down by the hair. Layla with a triple jump cross body for a near fall. Eve pushes Layla and then Eve runs Layla into the turnbuckles. Layla with a boot to the head but Eve kicks Layla in the knee and gets the three count, but Layla had her foot on the rope.
Winner: Eve Torres
We go to a feature on WWE’s involvement with the Nothing but Nets program.
We go to commercial.
Kane asks Daniel if he saw what he did to Matt Striker. Bryan says that he was busy thinking about Kane laughing at him. Kane says it was funny. Bryan says that it was not. They go back and forth and it is both Duck and Rabbit Season.
Daniel says that he has a grand idea. If Kane thought it was so funny that Daniel got choke slammed by the Big Show, why doesn’t Kane face Big Show next week. Bryan reminds Kane that he am the Tag Team Champions.
Vince McMahon is staring at Ryback and he thanks him for helping him out last week. Vince wants to know if Ryback realizes what people say about him. They are saying that he is heartless, merciless, and cold blooded. He would go through the proverbial brick wall to get what he wants. They are saying that he is unstoppable. Vince asks Ryback what he says.
Ryback tells Vince ‘Feed Me Punk’
Vince says that he will keep that under consideration.
Before our next match, we are told that Rey Mysterio is under the weather so the finals will be next week.
We are back and the Myld Stallyns enter a bar and Slater, Mahal, and McIntyre take the stage. Slater says that they are music. They ar told to leave.
Match Number Nine: Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)
Primo and Epico attack Cody and Sandow and they send Cody to the floor. Sandow goes to the floor and he Cody and Sandow complain about the actions of Epico and Primo.
The match officially starts and Primo with a drop kick to Rhodes for a near fall. Primo with a shoulder and Epico tags in and Epico with a drop kick for a near fall. Epico with a suplex and Primo with a slingshot senton for a near fall.
Rhodes with an Irish whip but Primo moves and he gets a rollup. Sandow distracts Primo and Cody attacks Primo from behind and kicks him in the solar plexus. Sandow tags in and he punches Primo. Sandow with shoulders in the corner. Sandow with a snap mare and a reverse chin lock.
Primo with an arm drag but Sandow keeps Primo from making the tag. Cody tags in and he kicks Primo. Cody with a knee and punch to the head. Sandow tags back in and he stomps on the head. Sandow with a side Russian leg sweep and he floats into the Elbow of Disdain and he gets a near fall. Sandow with a chin lock and then he punches Primo.
Sandow with a knee drop for a near fall. Rhodes tags in and Sandow with a snap mare and Rhodes with a running kick to the head for a near fall. Cody with a kick to the ribs and he keeps Primo from making the tag to Epico. Rhodes with a snap mare and punch to the head. Primo blocks a kick and he punches Cody. Rhodes sends Primo into his corner and Sandow tags back in.
Sandow chokes Primo in the ropes and stretches his face. Primo with a kick and punch but Sandow with a drop toe hold to keep Primo from getting to his corner. Rhodes tags back in and Sandow with a front face lock and Cody with a kick. Rhodes with a side head lock and punch to the head. Rhodes with a clothesline for a near fall.
Primo tries to crawl between the legs but Rhodes stops him. Sandow tags back in and he connects with a double sledge to the back and he gets a near fall. Primo makes the tag and Epico with punches to Sandow. Epico with a flying clothesline followed by a drop kick and a belly-to-back suplex that he holds on for a series of three. Rhodes breaks up the cover and Primo gets involved. Cody sends Primo to the floor and Epico sends Rhodes to the floor.
Sandow with a head butt to the midsection. Epico misses a cross body and Sandow with the Terminus for the three count.
Winners: Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
After the match, Damien does the cartwheel of facial hair awesomeness.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Ten: Miz versus Kofi Kingston in a Main Event Preview Match
Kofi with kick to Miz in the corner and the referee pulls him out of the way. Miz with punches and Kofi with a double leg take down and he punches Miz. Miz goes to the floor and Kofi follows. Kofi with a clothesline outside the ring. Kofi punches Miz and misses a springboard move but he does not miss with the flying boot to the head. Kofi with kicks to Miz’ ribs. Kofi chokes Miz in the corner.
Miz hot shots Kofi onto the turnbuckles followed by a clothesline. Miz kicks Kofi in the back. Kofi kicks Miz and follows with forearms. MIz with an Irish whip and then he hits the Awesome clothesline. Miz goes up top and hits a double sledge to the head for a near fall.
Miz with a reverse chin lock. Kofi with punches but Miz with a knee and he tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Kofi counters with a lateral press. Kofi with a forearm and sunset flip for a near fall. Miz with the Reality Check for a near fall.
Kofi with punches and he hits a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down. Kofi with some Steamboat chops followed by the Superman punch. Kofi with a lap around the ring and then he wants to hit the Boom Drop but Miz gets to the apron. Kofi with a kick to the chest and Miz avoids a suplex and he tries for the Skull Crushing Finale. Kofi counters and tries for the SOS. Miz comes off the ropes and Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
The medical staff checks on Miz after the match.
Vince McMahon walks in the back and we go to commercial.
We are back and the official contract signing table and chairs are in the ring. It is time for the McChoice for Hell in a Cell. Are you on Team Team Ryback or Team Team John Cena?
Vince has the contract in his hand for the WWE Championship match. Vince brings out CM Punk since we definitely know he will be in the match. Punk is accompanied by the official WWE Championship Belt Holder for CM Punk, Paul Heyman.
Vince introduces the man who has an insatiable appetite for aggression. He brings out Ryback.
Vince also brings out John Cena.
Vince says that he has been thinking about this all week because he knew that Punk wouldn’t have the grapefruits to make up his own mind.
Punk interrupts Vince and calls him an egomaniac. Punk says that he beat Vince so bad he knocked a few screws loose. Vince is half a cripple and he is trying to compensate by taking away his chance to pick his opponent.
Punk signs the contract and he says that he knows that Vince will do whatever he wants and then he will break his opponent.
Vince says that if Punk had accepted Cena’s challenge, we wouldn’t be here.
Punk says that he is not surprised that Vince has Cena’s back and he calls them egomaniacs.
John Cena mentions that CM Punk has been champion for 330 days. He respects the achievement but he tells Punk to shut the hell up.
Vince tells everyone to shut up.
Vince says that CM Punk will face. . .
Cena interrupts Punk and he says that he would like nothing more than to face CM Punk at Hell in a Cell. He looks at Ryback and wonders if he cares about the WWE Championship because he just wants to kick someone’s ass. He says that the way that CM Punk has been talking, he should be getting his ass kicked.
Vince has an easy decision because over the next two weeks, CM Punk will be consumed by three words . . . FEED ME MORE.
Cena gets the people to chant for Ryback.
Ryback signs the contract and it is official.
Ryback and Punk stand across the table from each other and Punk says something to Ryback and Ryback slams Punk’s head into the table.
Ryback wants to be fed more and he gets Punk up for the Marching Muscle Buster as we go to credits.